March 2013
1 post
January 2013
1 post
December 2012
2 posts
November 2012
1 post
March 2012
2 posts
February 2012
1 post
Argh!
I swear to god if you end up being like almost every other guy I date, only after one thing, then your going to end up alone and the only one you’ll have screwed is yourself!
December 2011
9 posts
November 2011
5 posts
“I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the...”
– Dave Barry
“I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through...”
– Dave Barry
“As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula.”
– Dave Barry
“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh,...”
– Dave Barry
October 2011
3 posts
“The chief excitement in a woman’s life is spotting women who are fatter...”
– Helen Rowland
September 2011
16 posts
5 tags
“If you don’t drink, then all your stories suck and end with, “And...”
– Jim Jefferies
2 tags
“The difference between life and the movies is that a script has to make sense,...”
– Joseph Mankiewicz
3 tags
“If I was just another dusty record on the shelve Will you blow me off and play...”
– Lyrics to stereo heart
August 2011
22 posts
“My mind forgets to remind me you’re a bad idea.”
– Taylor Swift
“If you always do what you always did, then you’ll always get what you...”
“It’s hard to see the glass as half full if you feel like your glass is...”
– Me
